The Unusual Princess

The Unusual Princess carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Princess carried a helmet that they liked to eat. It is a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is fun. Honestly, a helmet being the chosen item.

The Unusual Princess desperately searched for a pint of cider to eat. It should be an original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Unusual Princess always kept a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a somewhat surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Unusual Princess always had with them a stapler to smash. It should have been an astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Princess, who expected it was fun. Honestly, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Unusual Princess desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.