My Lovely Princess

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My Lovely Princess wanted a painting of a melon that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Lovely Princess always carried a porno magazine to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

My Lovely Princess desperately needed a hat that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly strange operation, to most, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a hat is the thing to opt for.

My Lovely Princess desperately desired a ball that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered an exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is epic. Honestly, a ball is the thing to choose.

My Lovely Princess desperately wanted a wig that they would often share. It would have been a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the chosen item.

My Lovely Princess always had with them a rubber chicken that they would often sit and look at. It would have been a fairly odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken having that done to it