Her Boring Princess

Her Boring Princess desired a crown that they would occasionally play with. It should have been an original thought, to my children, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown of all things.

Her Boring Princess desired a crown that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be exciting. Honestly, a crown of all things.

Her Boring Princess needed a big sponge that they liked to worship. It was a bizarre suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was selected.

Her Boring Princess carried a little monkey that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. A little monkey being the chosen item.

Her Boring Princess desperately needed a computer to rub on his belly. It might have been an odd activity, to you, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a computer being the chosen item.

Her Boring Princess desperately craved for a set square to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a set square is the item to select.