The Lonely Princess

The Lonely Princess desperately searched for a bat to play with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing action, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a bat being the item opted for.

The Lonely Princess desperately needed a cup that they liked to eat. This seems to be an odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who expected it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the thing to opt for.

The Lonely Princess needed a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to you, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Princess found a bottle of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who felt it was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

The Lonely Princess desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Princess desperately searched for a stapler that they liked to embrace. It was a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the chosen item.