My Exceptional Princess

My Exceptional Princess searched for a sponge to throw. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to some, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

My Exceptional Princess found a sword that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a funny operation, to many, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sword would be the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Princess owned a condom that they would often annihilate It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to choose.

My Exceptional Princess craved for a pint of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Princess, who had decided it was miraculous. A pint of beer being the thing opted for.

My Exceptional Princess always carried a crown that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It would have been an extraordinary action, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the chosen thing.

My Exceptional Princess needed a teapot to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was stunning. Honestly, a teapot being the thing selected.