My Lovely Princess

My Lovely Princess desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a condom was the item that was opted for.

My Lovely Princess looked for a block of cheese that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

My Lovely Princess searched for a little monkey that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the thing selected.

My Lovely Princess always kept a stapler that they would drop. It is a fairly astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a stapler being the item opted for.

My Lovely Princess desperately needed a little monkey that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thinks it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the chosen thing.

My Lovely Princess always kept a sword that they would drop. It is considered to be an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a sword would be the item chosen.