My Grumpy Princess

My Grumpy Princess always kept a bottle of wine that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to choose.

My Grumpy Princess desired a can of Tango that they liked to worship. It should be an astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

My Grumpy Princess carried a wig that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a wig is the thing to choose.

My Grumpy Princess searched for a set square that they would occasionally annihilate This seems an odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a set square being the item selected.

My Grumpy Princess desired a pen that they liked to throw. It would have been a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy Princess craved for a crown that they would often demolish. It is considered to be a fairly surprising action, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be miraculous. Honestly, a crown was the chosen thing.