Their Retarded Princess

Their Retarded Princess found a wig that they would occasionally smash. It should be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was opted for.

Their Retarded Princess needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was epic. A can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

Their Retarded Princess wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen item.

Their Retarded Princess searched for a little monkey that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be awesome. Strangely, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

Their Retarded Princess needed a Harry Potter wand that they would break. It is a funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

Their Retarded Princess carried a bat that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was chosen.