The Weary Princess

The Weary Princess desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a strange activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Weary Princess always kept a pint of cider that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a different idea, to my children, but not to the Princess, who expected it was amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Princess desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. A pint of cider being the chosen thing.

The Weary Princess needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Weary Princess desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly peculiar action, to some, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was epic. Honestly, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Princess owned a set of lego that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.