The Grumpy Princess

The Grumpy Princess always had with them a painting of a melon that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Grumpy Princess desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes break. It might have been a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had decided it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Princess carried a block of cheese that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was simply life. A block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Princess craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes eat. It was a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken of all things.

The Grumpy Princess desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a bizarre thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Grumpy Princess searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly funny proposal, to my children, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.