Ugly Princess

Ugly Princess looked for a tomato that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a tomato being the chosen item.

Ugly Princess craved for a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. It would be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the item selected.

Ugly Princess desperately wanted a sack of potatoes to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a surprising action, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. A sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

Ugly Princess desperately needed a pint of cider that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

Ugly Princess found a block of cheese that they liked to sleep with. It is a weird operation, to some, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. A block of cheese is the item to opt for.

Ugly Princess always carried a helmet that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly bizarre activity, to most, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a helmet is the item that was chosen.