The Depressed Princess

The Depressed Princess wanted a computer that they sometimes demolish. This could be considered an original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Princess found a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Princess often carried a condom that they would throw. This is certainly a weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a condom is the item to select.

The Depressed Princess looked for a lava lamp that they liked to break. One might consider this to be an astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Princess craved for a porno magazine that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was awesome. A porno magazine being the thing opted for.

The Depressed Princess often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.