The Weary Princess

The Weary Princess looked for a sword that they liked to play with. This could be considered an unusual approach to life, to some, but not to the Princess, who feels it was wonderful. Remarkably, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Princess had a cup that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be an original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Princess desired a cup to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the thing to select.

The Weary Princess needed a condom that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a strange thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thought it would be awesome. A condom would be the item that was selected.

The Weary Princess desperately wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes play with. It would be a surprising approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

The Weary Princess always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally share. This seems a fairly different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.