The Foolish Princess

The Foolish Princess searched for a helmet that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a helmet is the item to select.

The Foolish Princess often carried a teapot that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Princess wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Princess desperately desired a can of coke that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was awesome. A can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Foolish Princess desperately searched for a hat that they would demolish. It was considered to be a weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was sublime. A hat being the chosen thing.

The Foolish Princess craved for a dildo that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Princess, who felt it was simply life. Who would have thought, a dildo being the item opted for.