The Grumpy Princess

The Grumpy Princess desperately looked for a set square that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a different thought, to my children, but not to the Princess, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Grumpy Princess looked for a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Princess needed a porno magazine that they sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Grumpy Princess searched for a sword that they would often drop. One might consider this to be an original activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a sword was the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Princess searched for a sponge that they liked to put on his head. It would have been a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Princess needed a block of cheese that they would sometimes throw. One might say this is a peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a block of cheese would be the chosen thing.