The Bum Loving Princess

The Bum Loving Princess needed a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered an exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Princess always had with them a ball that they liked to break. It would be a fairly funny idea, to most, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Princess owned a can of Tango that they sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Princess desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Princess searched for a dildo that they would occasionally hug. This seems a weird approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Princess searched for a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to select.