His Bum Loving Princess

His Bum Loving Princess desired a bag of poop that they would often cuddle. One might say this is an astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Princess needed a chocolate bar to try to nail to the wall. It would be an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Princess searched for a mug to worship. It is an odd exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a mug would be the chosen thing.

His Bum Loving Princess owned a computer that they would often eat. It might have been a strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who feels it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a computer is the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Princess always had with them a CD player to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly original approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Princess desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is fun. A rubber chicken being the item opted for.