My Exciting Princess

My Exciting Princess always carried a block of cheese to throw. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

My Exciting Princess always carried a can of coke to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly exciting exercise, to my children, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Exciting Princess desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally break. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels it would be entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

My Exciting Princess desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

My Exciting Princess found a rubber chicken that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

My Exciting Princess carried a ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the item that was opted for.