Fucking Princess

Fucking Princess often carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a surprising activity, to some, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

Fucking Princess always had with them a bat that they would occasionally share. It would be a new operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bat being the thing opted for.

Fucking Princess desperately craved for a sponge that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a peculiar thought, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. A sponge being the thing selected.

Fucking Princess always kept a CD player to throw. It was a fairly exciting operation, to most, but not to the Princess, who expected it was sublime. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

Fucking Princess had a set square to embrace. This seems to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a set square was the item that was opted for.

Fucking Princess found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.