Their Orange Princess

Their Orange Princess desperately needed a cucumber that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might say this is a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

Their Orange Princess found a pint of beer that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be an odd activity, to my children, but not to the Princess, who felt it was amazing. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Their Orange Princess wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Orange Princess always kept a can of Dr Pepper to experiment on. It is a bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

Their Orange Princess wanted a hat that they would smash. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the thing opted for.

Their Orange Princess often carried a lava lamp that they would often put up their bum. It might be a strange action, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. A lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.