His Retarded Princess

His Retarded Princess had a piece of paper that they liked to drop. It would have been an extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Princess desperately needed a little monkey that they would drop. This seems an odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey being the thing opted for.

His Retarded Princess desperately searched for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a weird proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be wonderous. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Princess craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Princess carried a CD player that they would often annihilate One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Princess desperately needed a condom that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who feels it would be epic. A condom being the chosen item.