Stupid Princess

Stupid Princess desperately wanted a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This is certainly a peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was fun. Honestly, a hat was the item that was selected.

Stupid Princess always carried a stapler that they sometimes share. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to choose.

Stupid Princess always had with them a spade that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade being the thing selected.

Stupid Princess desperately needed a set square that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been an odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the item that was selected.

Stupid Princess carried a vibrator that they would sometimes play with. It was an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the thing selected.

Stupid Princess carried a little monkey that they would often rub on his belly. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who assumed it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.