My Cute Princess

My Cute Princess wanted a painting of a melon that they would often hug. This might appear to be a fairly strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

My Cute Princess desired a condom that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

My Cute Princess looked for a bottle of beer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Cute Princess desperately wanted a condom that they liked to hug. This is certainly a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the thing selected.

My Cute Princess carried a helmet that they would sometimes annihilate This might appear to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea is awesome. A helmet is the thing to choose.

My Cute Princess always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would often hug. This is certainly a fairly odd undertaking, to many, but not to the Princess, who feels it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.