Their Dodgy Princess

Their Dodgy Princess always kept a can of Tango that they would often throw. It would have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Princess desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally experiment on. It should have been a strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

Their Dodgy Princess desperately craved for a hat to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a hat is the thing that was chosen.

Their Dodgy Princess desperately desired a chocolate bar that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

Their Dodgy Princess desperately craved for a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a dildo being the thing selected.

Their Dodgy Princess desperately searched for a dildo that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was chosen.