The Lovely Princess

The Lovely Princess always had with them a cheese grater that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly different operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be fun. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.

The Lovely Princess desperately desired a set square that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a funny proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be entertaining. Honestly, a set square being the chosen item.

The Lovely Princess always had with them a tomato that they sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Lovely Princess searched for a bag of flour that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Princess found a dildo that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. A dildo is the item to choose.

The Lovely Princess craved for a cucumber that they would occasionally throw. This seems a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was exciting. A cucumber being the thing selected.