The Eccentric Princess

The Eccentric Princess always had with them a pint of beer that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to you, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Princess desperately searched for a stapler to sleep with. It was a fairly original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric Princess desperately searched for a porno magazine that they liked to eat. It should be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

The Eccentric Princess owned a bag of poop that they would try to nail to the wall. It should have been a funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Princess carried a cup that they would often embrace. This could be considered an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cup is the item to opt for.

The Eccentric Princess carried a hat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a hat is the item that was chosen.