A Retarded Princess

A Retarded Princess owned a pen that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be an unusual activity, to you, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

A Retarded Princess always carried a sword to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who felt it would be stunning. Remarkably, a sword is the thing to choose.

A Retarded Princess desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

A Retarded Princess desperately craved for a bat to hug. This could be considered a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a bat being the chosen item.

A Retarded Princess desperately searched for a custard pie that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Princess, who expected it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

A Retarded Princess desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.