The Nervous Princess

The Nervous Princess carried a toilet brush that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush having that done to it

The Nervous Princess owned a tomato that they would occasionally experiment on. This might appear to be an original action, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Princess always had with them a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a can of coke of all things.

The Nervous Princess had a teapot that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to many, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a teapot was the chosen item.

The Nervous Princess wanted a block of cheese that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels it was fun. Honestly, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Princess desired a porno magazine that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly new undertaking, to many, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.