His Unusual Princess

His Unusual Princess desperately needed a hat that they would sometimes play with. It should be a fairly different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a hat being the item selected.

His Unusual Princess desperately looked for a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. It was an exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen item.

His Unusual Princess desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

His Unusual Princess found a helmet that they would sometimes break. It would have been a fairly new suggestion, to me, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a helmet was the chosen item.

His Unusual Princess desperately desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly unusual thought, to some, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

His Unusual Princess looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally share. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to me, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the chosen thing.