His Bewildered Princess

His Bewildered Princess craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be an exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

His Bewildered Princess owned a radiator that they would put up their bum. It was an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator is the thing to choose.

His Bewildered Princess found a set of lego that they would occasionally annihilate It should be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. A set of lego being the chosen item.

His Bewildered Princess desperately needed a pint of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a strange action, to most, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

His Bewildered Princess needed a rubber chicken that they would annihilate One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

His Bewildered Princess craved for a bottle of wine that they would often put on his head. It is a funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was wonderful. A bottle of wine is the thing to choose.