The Green Princess

The Green Princess had a chocolate bar that they would often share. This seems a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

The Green Princess always kept a dildo that they liked to eat. It would have been an astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a dildo was the chosen thing.

The Green Princess desperately searched for a computer to worship. It is considered to be a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be entertaining. Honestly, a computer being the chosen item.

The Green Princess searched for a radiator that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Green Princess always had with them a sack of potatoes that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly funny activity, to me, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Green Princess always had with them a stretchman that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a stretchman being the thing selected.