Her Bum Loving Princess

Her Bum Loving Princess always carried a bottle of wine to share. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

Her Bum Loving Princess desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes drop. It is considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Princess desired a can of coke to smash. This might appear to be a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving Princess desperately wanted a bat that they sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who felt it was exciting. Honestly, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Princess desired a melon to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly curious operation, to some, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Her Bum Loving Princess desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would often cuddle. It would be a funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine having that done to it