His Little Princess

His Little Princess desperately needed a piece of paper that they liked to hug. This could be considered a fairly curious action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

His Little Princess craved for a can of Tango that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thought, to most, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

His Little Princess desperately craved for a wig that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who feels it was miraculous. Strangely, a wig being the thing selected.

His Little Princess desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a somewhat surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

His Little Princess looked for a helmet that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

His Little Princess needed a tomato to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a tomato of all things.