The Handsome Princess

The Handsome Princess desperately desired a vibrator that they would occasionally demolish. It is an unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Handsome Princess searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who thought it would be epic. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Handsome Princess needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally throw. It was an original thought, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the chosen thing.

The Handsome Princess desperately needed a ball that they would often embrace. This might appear to be a bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a ball of all things.

The Handsome Princess needed a pint of beer that they liked to hug. It would have been a fairly odd thought, to most, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

The Handsome Princess desperately craved for a bat that they would occasionally hug. It might be a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Princess, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. A bat is the thing that was chosen.