A Funny Princess

A Funny Princess craved for a can of coke to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

A Funny Princess wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

A Funny Princess always kept a block of cheese that they would play with. It might have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

A Funny Princess owned a vibrator that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who feels it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

A Funny Princess always had with them a pint of cider that they would often demolish. One might say this is a bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of cider of all things.

A Funny Princess owned a stretchman that they sometimes hug. It would be a curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a stretchman being the thing opted for.