The Beautiful Princess

The Beautiful Princess craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes break. This could be considered an original thing to do, to many, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Beautiful Princess desperately searched for a dildo that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Beautiful Princess desperately needed a condom that they sometimes break. One might say this is a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea was awesome. A condom having that done to it

The Beautiful Princess wanted a can of Tango that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

The Beautiful Princess looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes throw. It would be an exciting suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

The Beautiful Princess desperately wanted a mug that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a mug is the item that was chosen.