The Nervous Princess

The Nervous Princess had a condom that they would put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Nervous Princess always kept a set of lego that they would share. This could be considered a fairly funny operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who felt it would be epic. Strangely, a set of lego is the item to select.

The Nervous Princess desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be spectacular. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Nervous Princess found a dildo that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be epic. Honestly, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Nervous Princess owned a set square that they liked to experiment on. It is a different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Princess looked for a ball that they liked to put up their bum. It should be an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was opted for.