Her Confused Princess

Her Confused Princess always kept a cucumber that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Her Confused Princess had a melon that they would sometimes break. It was a bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a melon is the item to opt for.

Her Confused Princess desperately needed a sword that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a sword being the item opted for.

Her Confused Princess desperately wanted a wig that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Her Confused Princess desperately looked for a set square to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who considered it was epic. Who would have thought, a set square was the chosen thing.

Her Confused Princess desperately wanted a piece of paper to experiment on. It is considered to be a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the thing selected.