Depressed Princess

Depressed Princess always kept a bottle of coke that they would often play with. This is certainly a fairly strange proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

Depressed Princess needed a CD player that they would experiment on. This is certainly an original approach to life, to me, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a CD player being the chosen item.

Depressed Princess desperately needed a pencil sharpener to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Princess, who felt it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

Depressed Princess desperately searched for a pen that they would put up their bum. It is a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the item opted for.

Depressed Princess desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly different thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

Depressed Princess carried a can of coke to drop. This seems a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.