A Grumpy Princess

A Grumpy Princess desperately looked for a pint of cider that they liked to embrace. It might have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who expected it was wonderful. A pint of cider being the item opted for.

A Grumpy Princess always carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

A Grumpy Princess owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

A Grumpy Princess carried a custard pie to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird action, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the item selected.

A Grumpy Princess desired a radiator to play with. This is certainly a fairly strange operation, to you, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a radiator being the chosen item.

A Grumpy Princess looked for a ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a bizarre suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a ball of all things.