The Bewildered Princess

The Bewildered Princess desperately desired a little monkey that they would occasionally demolish. It is a surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Princess always kept a rubber chicken that they would put on his head. It would be a bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Princess desperately desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Princess had a magic 8 ball to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Princess craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly new exercise, to many, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea is exciting. A vibrator being the thing selected.

The Bewildered Princess desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they liked to smash. It should be an unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was chosen.