The Confused Princess

The Confused Princess owned a hat that they would often eat. This could be considered an original action, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Princess desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally demolish. It should have been a strange action, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who had decided it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

The Confused Princess desperately needed a crown that they would play with. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a crown is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Princess desperately looked for a teapot that they would sleep with. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Princess looked for a can of coke to put down their trousers. It should be a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Confused Princess searched for a bat that they would often eat. This could be considered a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bat was the chosen item.