The Adorable Princess

The Adorable Princess desperately desired a piece of paper that they would play with. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Princess looked for a dildo that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a fairly different activity, to many, but not to the Princess, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Adorable Princess always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Princess desired a sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Adorable Princess always carried a cucumber that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Adorable Princess carried a rubber johnny that they liked to eat. It is an original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.