The Special Princess

The Special Princess always had with them a pint of cider that they would sometimes share. It should be a surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Princess, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

The Special Princess desperately craved for a sponge to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly curious undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. A sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Special Princess desperately wanted a ball that they would often break. It would be a bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a ball being the thing opted for.

The Special Princess desperately craved for a set of lego that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who considered that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego was the chosen thing.

The Special Princess wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.

The Special Princess desperately desired a CD player to annihilate It would have been a surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was sublime. A CD player being the thing opted for.