My Boring Princess

My Boring Princess found a painting of a melon that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

My Boring Princess owned a bottle of wine that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who felt it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing opted for.

My Boring Princess desperately craved for a computer that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a new operation, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who feels it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a computer is the item to choose.

My Boring Princess owned a custard pie that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Princess, who expected it was exciting. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

My Boring Princess desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. A pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

My Boring Princess desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes annihilate It is a new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who feels it would be wonderful. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.