My Handsome Princess

My Handsome Princess owned a tomato that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Princess, who feels it was simply life. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

My Handsome Princess always carried a porno magazine that they would share. This could be considered a peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was selected.

My Handsome Princess desperately needed a mug that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

My Handsome Princess carried a hat to drop. It might have been a fairly curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Princess, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A hat was the item that was selected.

My Handsome Princess wanted a condom that they would often throw. It is considered to be a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a condom being the chosen thing.

My Handsome Princess carried a computer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a computer being the chosen thing.