My Weary Princess

My Weary Princess desperately looked for a spade that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was selected.

My Weary Princess always had with them a vibrator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

My Weary Princess found a set square that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who feels that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to choose.

My Weary Princess desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Strangely, a piece of paper is the item to select.

My Weary Princess desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly curious activity, to most, but not to the Princess, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

My Weary Princess always had with them a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.