The Stupid Princess

The Stupid Princess searched for a porno magazine that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Princess looked for a cheese grater that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Princess, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

The Stupid Princess desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often eat. It should be a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Stupid Princess always carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a surprising idea, to some, but not to the Princess, who had decided that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Princess always kept a cucumber that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Princess, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. A cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid Princess craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Princess, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.