The Naughty Princess

The Naughty Princess desperately desired a condom that they would worship. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Princess, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Princess desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a new proposal, to my mum, but not to the Princess, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Naughty Princess looked for a spade that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is an extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Princess desperately craved for a mug that they would rub on his belly. It is a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Princess, who considered it would be amazing. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Princess found a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly original action, to you, but not to the Princess, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

The Naughty Princess desperately searched for a pint of cider that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Princess, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. A pint of cider being the item opted for.