Her Stupid Princess

Her Stupid Princess wanted a bat that they would often try to balance on their head. It is a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Princess, who expected it was spectacular. Honestly, a bat was the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Princess found a stapler that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Princess, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the chosen thing.

Her Stupid Princess desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Princess, who expected it would be wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

Her Stupid Princess carried a chocolate bar that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Princess, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the thing selected.

Her Stupid Princess had a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly original operation, to many, but not to the Princess, who thought it was stunning. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

Her Stupid Princess always carried a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Princess, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.